imscaredofsoup:

funnytwittertweets:

This is wrong

sparklyslug:

Hanif Abdurraqib is the poetical voice of our time, our generation, our people

i-am-a-stupid-robot:

elliegoose:

stoner horsegirl who refers to smoking weed as “hittin’ the hay”

magicpony45:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

My contribution

zanmor:

lakevida:

on it boss

step 1: mitosis

roycohn:

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

toastbutteregg:

technofinch:

we’re all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that’s such an incredible color for a cat to be